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Pain often gets equated with bouts of physical exertion, but did you realize that most of our pain is caused by our more sedentary activities? We hear a lot about bad posture these days, but most of us don’t realize the severity of the consequences. Muscle imbalances and the resulting abnormal length/tension relationships can really deform us.
The asymmetry caused by muscular imbalances causes a wide array of dysfunction, compromising joint integrity. Then we find ourselves in chronic pain, and often unfortunately unwilling to do the very thing we need to do to fix it – exercise. After all, it’s hard to feel like working out when getting in and out of your car, or standing up and sitting down, or bending over … already feels like a workout! I’m not saying that random intense exercise is the answer. You need a more intelligent approach in these situations. Meaning, you must work the RIGHT muscles to start to eliminate the dysfunction. This is most often best combined with stretching the proper opposing muscles. But make no mistake – exercise is actually the answer, not the problem. Some people can find it difficult to exercise to reduce the pain though. This can be due to muscle dysfunction or muscle knots.
Though proper corrective exercise is the answer to our pain, we must understand that we WILL lose the energy and drive to perform it when we aren’t feeling right. You see, pain signals our nervous system to “dial back” the power we can produce. Picture your car with a tire blowout. If your vehicle’s computer was programmed to minimize the damage this blowout would cause, it may limit your horsepower output to control your speed. Our bodies are very intelligently designed to survive what happens to them – including what WE do to ourselves. But why do we choose to injure ourselves, and force our body to focus on preservation instead of performance? I contend that being unaware of what we are doing is a big contributor. So with that in mind, here’s 11 bad posture habits that many of us make daily. Avoiding chronic pain involves avoiding these mistakes.
1. Sitting at the computer with your head in front of your torso
Did you just pull your head way back after reading that? What is it about our computer screen that draws our face in like a magnet? For some, it may be eyesight issues that need to be addressed with glasses, contacts, LASIK, nutrition, or exercise. (Yes, you can actually nourish and exercise your eye muscles for better sight). For most, however, it’s just a natural “focus” response. The good news is that you can still think about what you are reading or typing with your head atop your torso instead of in front of it. You will feel strange at first when you pull your noggin back, but your neck and upper back will thank you profusely later in the day. Hanging your head out in front of your body forces your upper trap muscles to hang onto it for dear life, lest it fall down into your lap. So remember to slide your head back above your torso, and gently tuck the chin. Now, if you feel too far away from your computer once you pull head rearward, there may be room to move your torso forward instead. Meaning, pull your chair in. Think about it like this: don’t just commit your head to your work. Commit your heart as well.
2. Operating your car’s pedals with your hips instead of your ankles
What in the world am I talking about here? Think about how you drive. Do you leave your heels on the ground and rotate your foot back and forth from the gas and brake pedal? Or do you lift your knee and entire leg with your hip flexors to get your foot on top of the brake? For many, it’s the latter. And here’s the problem. We already have tight hip flexors (the muscles raise your knee to your chest) from sitting all day at the office. It’s unfortunate we have to sit on the way there and on the way home as well. What we should probably be doing is stretching the hip flexors before and after work instead. The last thing we should do is work them in a narrow peak range of motion (seated) by doing knee lifts in the car. Furthermore, if you drive an automatic like the vast majority (sad face), you are only working your right hip flexor. This could lead to hip asymmetry that can compromise your low back, knees, and feet.
3. Walking with your lower back muscles instead of your glutes
Try this. Stand up straight with your feet together and arms at your side. Now raise your right arm above your head while you step backwards with your right foot. We’ll come back here, but do that before reading any further so you don’t bias the test and get inaccurate information. Seriously, stand up and try this first. Ok, fine, some of you will have to do it later, already knowing what we are looking for, but hopefully you can still get a good picture of what’s happening. Does your back arch to get your right leg behind you? It shouldn’t. The glutes should accomplish this task with extension from the hip joint, without the need for the pelvis to tilt or rotate from the lumbar-pelvic connection. You might be trying to take strides longer than your tight hip flexors truly allow. Next time you walk, try to do so with perfectly still hips. No rocking the hips side to side, no twisting or tilting them forward and backward; instead, make everything happen from the top of your femur (your upper leg bone). It’s a win-win. Your back will feel better and your butt will be tighter.
4. Driving with your hand on top of wheel, or even at 10:00 and 2:00, instead of 9:00 and 3:00
Your driver’s ed teacher was not a bad person, just a little wrong. (could likely be a bad person, too, based on my personal encounters) Before I even talk about the the postural dysfunction implications, allow me as an autocrosser and track-day enthusiast to be the first (more like the 1,000th) to say that the 10 and 2 hand position limits your car control. You can make far more tight turns with both hands staying on the wheel at 9 and 3. Not to mention, if you start to slide, you have many more degrees of rotation to catch it with a countersteer, without ever removing your hands from the wheel. Why do you think Formula One steering wheels have become horizontal rectangles instead of circles, and certainly NOT some Y-shaped nonsense? So the 9 and 3 position can make you a better driver, but why is it better for your body? (By the way, one hand on top is probably the worst, it results in a combination of issues.) It’s all about your shoulder joints. Let’s do another test. Stand up, relaxed with your hands hanging at your sides. Go ahead and do this before reading further. If you removed your hips from the picture, would your palms face each other in parallel? Or do they instead angle backward toward the glutes? Maybe they even face the wall behind you! If so, that is extreme internal rotation of your upper arm bone – the humerus. This can result in a pinched acromioclavicular joint, improper axis of movement, pain, and decreased range of motion in the shoulder. In some cases, it can proceed all the way to “frozen shoulder,” where you can’t get the elbow up to even your ear. The more we can externally rotate the arms, or at the least, limit the internal rotation, the better off our shoulders will be. Think about it, we already spend a ton of time typing at work with the palms down. (Kudos to me for writing this on my iPhone, right?) Let’s at least drive with them facing each other. And if you really want to get crazy with the correction, try driving with your hands at 8 and 4 and your shoulders pulled back. But be careful, such departure from the norm has been known to send your car spinning out of control!
5. Walking with your feet pointed outward instead of forward
This a pet peeve of mine. Honestly, I have a family full of people who can’t decide which direction they are going. As they walk, it’s a step to the right, then a step to the left, followed by a step to the right … You get the picture. It’s one of extreme inefficiency, and something I’ve been working for years to consciously prevent myself. (we can often overcome genetics with a bit of focus and work) To be fair, one of the best athletes in the world (though I can’t stand him for some reason), Lebron James, has a similar issue. His feet point outward. But to be fair yet again, he requires some serious insoles in those overpriced Nike-hyped shoes of his. Imagine how fast he could really be if his feet and knees were running in the same direction as he was! I’m guessing years of wide-stance-only heavy squats with feet 45* outward contributed to his foot orientation. For most others though, it’s a lack of stability that causes the “run-away toes.” As we move less and less, and sit more and more, our hip and feet muscles get weaker and weaker. Then as we get bigger and heavier, we search for much-needed stability with a wider stance. Try having someone attempt to knock you off balance with your feet together compared to your feet apart. When we should be asking our hips, feet, and ankles to do the work of balance, we just turn our legs and feet outward – problem solved. Or is it? Hint – it’s not. Your problems have just begun. Enter pronation of the foot, collapsing arches, knee misalignment, and all the soft tissue pains that come with those conditions. Next time you walk, make sure your knees and feet are headed the same direction you are. You’ll get along better with your body when all your members are on the same page.
6. Standing primarily on one leg instead of evenly on both
I admit. I did this for years. I was recently tagged on Facebook in a photo from high school and when I clicked through to look at it, sure enough, I was standing there with about 80% of my weight on one leg. Surprise surprise, my other hip shows today for comparative weakness and I’m in the process of correcting a lateral pelvic tilt to save my knees. Same-leg-always-forward mountain bike descending and same-one-legged-landing fadeaway jump shots in weekend basketball don’t help my issue either. But at least that is just a necessary (for a short 6′ player like me anyway) part of bigger whole – fun exercise. But when I am just standing around, there is no reason to not be equally balanced with level hips. Same for you. Take it from me, you don’t want to develop a lateral pelvic tilt. It limits the amount of force you can produce without pain and complication during athletic movements. In fact, it can limit the amount of time you can stand perfectly still, as the compensating muscles on one side of your back will fatigue early. Fortunately, corrective exercise can (and has) make things much better, and eventually fix them. But why get messed up in the first place? Stand strong, stand equal!
7. Crossing your legs while sitting
For us guys, the manly thing to do is to put our ankle on our opposite thigh, and torque our elevated knee nicely against the natural hinge joint that was never meant to bend that way. Right? For you girls, the feminine thing to do is to set the back of one knee on the top of the other knee so the pelvis will tilt and rotate, resulting in one leg’s blood flow being restricted, and the lower back being nice and unevenly weighted. Right? Outside of social convention, crossing your legs for long periods of time is a postural bad idea. Now, if we were to evenly divide the time between our right and left legs – giving equal opportunity for one to be on top of the other, it may not be as bad. But the reality is – we aren’t that fair. We tend to have a preferred “leg up” if you will. And the resulting assymetries can wreak havoc on our bodies. Try to sit as squarely as possible, especially if sitting for long periods of time.
8. Carrying briefcase, purse, bag, equipment, on the same side
Most of us carry something around daily. It may not be as heavy as a big briefcase or extreme as a duffle bag of fitness equipment (our trainers get to enjoy this challenge), but if it happens often and always on the same side, the impact will still add up. Of course, the speed at which yu experience problems is relative to the weight of the object compared to your strength. When you carry a heavy briefcase on say, your right side, you engage your right traps, shoulder, bicep, and forearm muscles, as well as your left torso flexors, and even your left hip extensors. If you never carry it on your left, you are likely to end up with left lateral pelvic tilt, as well as left lateral shoulder tilt (left side tilted downward). Why? Because all the muscles that fight gravity on the right side will be stronger and the muscles that work with gravity on your left (the lever action of holding the briefcase) will be stronger. In regards to a purse, especially a full heavy one, the same applies. If the purse is small and light, it might not necessitate hip muscles, but even the upward shrugging of the shoulder to prevent the strap from slipping off could create unevenness and neck issues. You don’t need to rid yourself of briefcases and purses (unless you are carrying hotly debated and infamous “man-purse.” that may need to go.) You should, however, give equal time to both sides of your body in carrying it.
9. Cradling your phone between your head and shoulder
This one is quite the obvious no-no. And though we’ve left big cord-laden phones behind, the concept of cradling between the side of our head and the top of our shoulder, even with our smartphones, has unfortunately not yet totally disappeared. There is something a little too transparent with putting our friends, family, and co-workers on speaker phone around other people. You can never quite predict what they are going to say. On the other side of the line (pun intended), there is something of a betrayal felt when you find out that your own words have been broadcast to not only the person with whom you are speaking, but also everyone in the office, church, coffee shop, or family gathering, wherever they happen to be. So in our need for multitasking during the conversation, we often resort to phone cradling over the speaker option. We all have a “strong side” when we talk. Ever try to win a heated argument with your phone on your “weak phone side?” You probably won’t. This is why you see people switch the phone to their more coordinated side before solving a problem or giving an answer. (sometimes even while a business call is ringing) The result is that the more phone conversations of consequence that you have, the more likely you are to favor a single side. So if the work that your family depends on includes many phone calls, you are probably a strong-side caller. Furthermore, if it’s work related, you’ll likely be shuffling papers or typing while talking. It’s the perfect storm for strong-side phone cradling. Consider Bluetooth, or … Challenge yourself to have effective conversations on the other ear. It will be good for your brain anyway, and you might find more creative and potentially better solutions.
10. Wearing shoes with too much heel lift
I’m not just referring to “high heels” in the typical sense of the word. Many of us actually wear high-heeled dress shoes and even tennis shoes, in the practical sense. I covered this in a previous article, but when you look at today’s men’s dress shoes, as well as men and women’s athletic shoes, you notice an over-powering trend of heel lift. Everybody seems to want to feel taller in dress shoes and everybody seems to want a tennis shoe that sets them in motion, before a single muscle contracts. (You are sort of falling forward in a high heel tennis shoe) Here’s the problem. To keep you balanced in a higher heel shoe of any kind, you have to arch your lower vertebrate and lean backwards. This tilts the top of you pelvis forward, shortening tight hip flexors even more, and compressing already intervertebral discs in already over-arched lower backs even more. The nail in the coffin is the fact that the heel bone gets jammed up and rotated away from the ball of the foot, overstretching the plantar fascia on the bottom of the foot. Since the shin/foot angle never even sees 90 degrees, say nothing about less than 90 degrees, the calf muscle and Achilles’ tendon gets tight because it never has to (or should I say gets to) work through a full range of motion. The lesson? Slowly reduce the heel-toe offset in your shoes. Don’t go from high heels everyday to zero drop running shoes tomorrow. You may overstretch and injure tight tendons/tissue. But do begin a slow step/down in offset to regain ankle and foot range of motion, while loosening your hip flexors and decompressing your back.
11. Lifting things with your spine instead of your hips
Your parents may have often told you (like they did me) “lift with your legs,” but did we listen? Probably not, we were indestructible kids, right? Too bad those poor technique habits often remain in our much more easily destructible older bodies. It’s funny how we often trade a little effort now, only to encounter a lot of pain later. Shouldn’t we do the opposite? Let’s go through the “pain” of picking stuff up properly today so we don’t have to endure the pain of pulled muscles and slipped discs in the future! The muscles of your spine are primarily stabilizers. They were not designed to hoist massive loads as the primary mover. Fortunately, the muscles of your hips were. The way to do it right is to get as close as possible to the object you need to lift. Bend your legs at the knees and lower your hips (don’t bend your spine), to get your hands down to the object. Keep the natural strong arch of your back and a stable base with your feet, equally dispersing the force through both the balls of your feet and your heels. Stay symmetrical side to side – both legs doing the same thing, and keep your core strong and tight. Breath in on the descent, holding your breath for a split second during the initial exertion to further stabilize the spine (valsaga maneuver), and exhaling as you drive upward through your legs. Do not let your back round out as you stand back up. That defeats the whole purpose of the proper setup. Your spine should rather ride on top of the elevator of your hips. It does no bending of its own. It might have to tilt forward a bit depending on your balance and flexibility, but it doesn’t round out or loosen. A good way to think about a tight strong spine is to picture your head and hips as “bookends” for all the individual vertebrae that make up your spine. If you were to remove the bottom of the shelf, would the book ends be pulled tight enough and straight enough to not allow a book to fall? A falling book in this analogy would be akin to a slipped disc. Keep your bookends strong and straight – “use your legs!”
I hope you found this list helpful. Maybe you saw yourself in some of the examples. If so, indeed your head, neck, back, and knees have the potential to feel much better. Wouldn’t that be awesome? Begin to fix the imbalances with better posture exercise designed to correct your unique issues. Your energy will improve, as will the intensity of your workouts. You’ll get truly healthier, and in so doing, become stronger as your body gives you “full power.” Stay aware of your posture during all of life’s repetitive actives, and if you need help with corrective exercise so you can enjoy a fuller, pain-free life, contact us today. Our in home personal trainers are happy to help!
If you went to your mechanic to get your car fixed, and he suggested that he could repair your dirty air filter by removing your air intake altogether, you’d switch mechanics. If he suggested he could fix your brakes by taking out your master cylinder, you’d call him crazy. If he implied that your tire problem would go away if he took your wheels off, you’d laugh at him.
Yet … so may people hand over organs to the “mechanics” that work on our bodies. See what you might be missing, along with a quick mention of some of their important functions, in this unfortunate list of common removals:
Tonsils – help lymphatic system catch infection that enters mouth
Adenoids – house white blood cells that aid lymphatic system & catch infection that enters nose (most important during growing years)
Appendix – produces hormones that help maintain homeostasis, and introduces white blood cells to the fighting of foreign material in gastrointestinal tract
Gall bladder – produces & houses bile which emulsifies fats and works with the stomach and pancreas for proper digestion
Kidney – filter blood, balance electrolytes, help make red blood cells that carry vital oxygen
Spleen – filters aged red blood cells and houses important immune cells that respond to injury and infection
Colon- absorbs important nutrients like vitamin K, B vitamins, and others. Also secretes minerals & protects body by removing waste
Ovaries- in females: secrete estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone, which regulate and balance a multitude of functions
So, as an example, what if you are a female who’s fortunate enough to still have your kidneys and spleen, but you are living without tonsils, adenoids, an appendix, gallbladder, or ovaries?
Well, it’s kind of like driving a car with no air filter, oil filter, fuel filter, fuel injectors, catalytic converter, or main computer.
The engine, transmission, body, and wheels are still there …. But a little bad air, a little bad fuel, less than perfect weather with the perfect temperature … and you run terribly with all kinds misfires. You feel like crap. You only enjoy the days that seem to luckily fit the last set of instructions your late computer had programmed.
If you recognize this, kudos to you, because you are on your way to discovering what works and doesn’t work for you. Most of us, however, buy into the lie that says the more we modify our body from it’s original design … through surgery, drugs, and treatments, the more we can get away with. Ha! It’s quite the opposite in reality.
You may no longer notice those swollen tonsils because you took them out, but all that junk is still (or now) going straight down the throat. You may not have appendicitis anymore because the organ is gone, but the toxins that once inflamed it are now focused in your intestines. You may not have gallstones anymore because gave it to a surgeon, but the chemical imbalances that created them are still occurring.
We know that scooping the dead fish out of an aquarium doesn’t purify the tainted water that killed them. So why do we think so fallaciously about ourselves?
I propose that the more of your original design that you have altered or removed, the MORE important it is to exercise regularly, eat right, get proper sleep, breathe clean air, eliminate toxicity, avoid poisonous chemicals, etc.
In summary, “conventional” medicine and “alternative” medicine wear ironic labels, which in my humble opinion, cannot swap places soon enough. Wouldn’t the “block, inhibit, cut, poison, burn” strategies of “conventional” medicine be better labeled as last-ditch alternatives? And wouldn’t fruits, vegetables, vitamins, minerals, oils, rest, water, exercise, oxygen, massage, sunshine, and sleep … be better labeled as conventions?
Now I understand that there are situations in which we allow the toxicity of a given body part to reach such levels that the condition presents an acute and immediate extreme danger the life of the person. Not currently knowing a better way to save them, it is more prudent to do what we know and can do, than to do nothing. However, in my research, many of these removals are not of the emergency and life-threatening variety, and seldom is anyone ever advised to attempt to improve anything through lifestyle modifications prior to such extreme procedures. Rather, people are methodically herded through a contrived and profitable process of laying their bodies down like lemmings on a table, and handing over valuable organs commonly thought to be results or “leftovers” from some random evolutionary process. That’s sad in my book.
Call me crazy, but it’s just the way I see it all. Regardless, thank you reading this much of this man’s iPhone-typed and probably typo-filled “wellness rant.” I hope you have happy, healthy, and strong 2014!
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One of the most frightening things we face in life comes from the “inside-out.” It’s hormone imbalance, and it can scare away weight loss while spooking our bodies into shapes that we no longer even recognize as us. Here’s some ways to fend off the fear:
1. Avoid all soy products. Soy, 93% of which is genetically modified, drives up estrogen levels, the same hormone that puts fat on girls when becoming teenagers, and contributes heavily to even a healthy women hold 10-15% more fat than a healthy man. Both men and women need some estrogen, but too much is very bad thing.
2. Lift heavy during your weight training. Heavier lifting better stimulates testosterone in both men and women, the hormone that helps drive up metabolism-boosting lean body mass. Don’t worry women, it won’t turn you into man … only an even better looking woman.
3. Sleep long and deep. Growth hormone, the “fountain of youth,” is released during sleep. Sleep also increases the fat-burning hormone leptin, which makes you feel satisfied and full. At the same time, proper sleep reduces the hormone ghrelin, which makes you hungry. The result is that you’ll reduce food cravings, while looking leaner and younger.
4. Drink only water purified by reverse osmosis. The water from your faucet has toxins that have been termed “obesogens,” due to the way they interrupt normal endocrine function and contribute to weight gain. Your fridge filter helps reduce these somewhat, but leaves fluoride, a toxic poison that will slow down your metabolism-controlling thyroid gland.
5. Don’t eat or drink from heated plastics. The softer the plastic, the higher the danger here. Bisphenol A (BPA) is a chemical found in plastics that have been softened. Unfortunately, it can leach into your food or drink and disrupt your endocrine system. The estrogen mimicker is so strong that men working in plastic factories before exposure was as least somewhat controlled, actually grew female-like breast tissue. So use glass or ceramic instead. Not heating plastics in the microwave is obvious, but don’t drink from that water bottle that’s been sitting too long in the sun either!
6. Eat only organic meats, or at least no-hormone added meats. Commercial farming uses hormones to make their cattle as big and fat as possible, so they can sell more meat per animal they raise. Simplyfying the science, why would you want those “big fat animal hormones” entering your body?
7. Use only natural or organic soaps, cosmetics, lotions, and makups. Unfortunately, these items are sources of a multitude of estrogen mimickers and endocrine disruptors. Women, who already struggle to maintain a healthy hormone profile due their more complicated “dynamic equilibrium” instead of men’s simpler “static equilibrium,” are obviously at higher risk for exposure to these obesogens.
8. Use natural perfume or cologne. Where does it end, right? Sorry, but phthalates within unnatural fragrances mess with your hormones too. Ironically, while trying to make ourselves more attractive with such devices, they are actually making us fatter, possibly defeating their purpose. Look for all-natural types next time you to need to refill your “smell well.”
Hopefully you find these tips helpful. Here’s something to think about: How would your world change if you were totally confident in both your health and appearance, energetic and strong enough to do all that you’d really like to do?
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Not everything listed first on the left of this exchange list is terrible for you (some are), and not everything listed last on the right is the absolute best for you (some are), but make these easy trades in your diet and watch what happens to your energy, health, weight, and body composition. You may also be surprised by how much your resistance to allergies/illness improves as well. Here’s the list: